Saturday, 14 June 2014

Pinocchio: Men and Lies

After the post "Things We Girls Hate about Guys", guys accused me of being sentimental, forgetting that being a woman doesn't make me a feminist of which I am not.
And so it almost turned to be a battle of the sexes. How about making it a royal rumble now?
For those of us who dedicated our childhood to Disney animations, identifying this guy won't be a problem.


Well for the sake of those who don't recognize him, that's Pinocchio... the boy whose nose grew longer anytime he lied. Please note that Pinocchio as a cartoon character was male, not female.

Now in the previous post, I did not say guys lie more than girls. I just said we don't like them lying. But now I am saying it with absolutely no apology or remorse, Guys lie more than Girls and I give you my reason.
Femininity is characterized by a soft conscience that cannot afford to keep a lie for a certain amount of time. This is because her conscience will keep choking her, except if she doesn't have one and women without conscience are simply  products of a man's cruelty. #Period#


But the macho nature of a man is not soft. Not at all. Most man can lie a big lie and sleep well at night. Typical of some men, they feels it is ok to lie, "besides she'll understand".
I don't think some men understands the gravity of that sin, that is if they consider it to be a sin.

Now the only proof to my theory would be the activation of the Pinocchio spell. I bet you'll be shocked at the length of your boyfriend's nose and I bet again, more men will have longer nose than women.
Guys, you can now make it rain.

1 comment:

  1. The truth is lying is a two way thing, it all depends on who you ask. I guarantee every girl asked would say guys and vice versa.

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