Bikini Honeys Hating on Davido

And this is how I know...

I mean, who listens to

"Nobody can love you like I do,

 Nobody can touch you like I do", and picture chicks dancing in Adire???

Well I don't know how he did it, but Davido actually had those chicks wear fubu blouses on that hit track. Now I know some shorties (who do music videos) must have tried playing the role of the Aye chick in front of their mirrors wearing a bikini or something clothless and possibly wonder whether a beach or a club would be the perfect scene.

Sorry girls, culture won his heart this time and MEHN I can imagine how lucky she must have felt when she realized she didn't have to pull off her cloths for the video.

 

Now look at that smile. Can feel the tone of mockery on it.

So girls, go buy some clothes and I mean "REAL CLOTHS" or better still, be "Suru" till Davido wakes another morning and decides he wants team bikini on his video.

Oh that reminds me, SURULERE is another video that forgot the partially nude shorties. 

#Market Bad 4 Some Pipo#

Cleavage Vogue? The Okoye's Wedding...

For wedding freaks like me, #YIPPIE#

I bet we all fed desperately, our amebo eyes on those photos.

And sadly, the other twin is gone. #sad face#

To all my single ladies, there is light at the end of every tunnel.

But not this tunnel o... "Etaff close".

Didn't really like him like that, like that sha, but had to locate all the adorable wedding pixs and then undelibrately ran into some cleavages. Pardon me; couldn't look away...

Kept me wondering if it's the in thing, cos it is pretty confusing for those of us faithfully following fashion trends. 

So the big Question is : CLEAVAGES- Vogue or Not?

Plus, Omotola was ravishingly gorgeous. Couldn't help adding her photo.

#TeamDarkGirls#

Hello World.
To all Naija babes patronizing bleaching creams, How Market? #GRIN#

RIP 

Believe me, M.J has nothing to do with this post... simply missing him. #Sad Face#

Now back to #TeamDarkGirls# I actually didn't caption the pixs cos you know them already.

Moral Lesson: Light skin is not Beauty and Success loves dark girls.

Missing 20 Billion Dollars, Missing Plane, Immigration Recruitment...

Just when I thought my country is fond of misplacing very large things, the missing plane issue came up. You know it is funny how "oyibo" can video a very tiny insect in the swamp or even inside the ground and show us how that very tiny insect goes to find food and even give birth. Those stuff  I watched mostly on discovery channel. Now a plane like twice or 3 times or maybe 10 times the size of an elephant "have lost". Note however, that this event has not yet kicked the missing 20 mil... Billion Dollars off the chart list. That issue is still tops and undisputed champion of missing things.

Back on the missing plane. I learnt that the plane is highly advanced and electronic and I don't understand how technology can provide me with applications that can help locate my tiny phone if stolen or missing and the plane is still missing even with the presence of satellite technology all over. And so earthlings can travel to another planet away from earth and even do a selfie and share and return as easy as entering a cab back home and not get missing but a big plane flying our very own sky is missing.

Honestly, the sound of the statement "Missing Plane" makes me feel worn off because it is beyond ironical to live in a hi tech generation and absorb such gist.

Malaysia was busy show stopping at the moment o, but Nigerian Immigration decided on their own to conduct a recruitment exercise. Well that's story for another day. Need to grab me something to eat now.