Week Words: "Comparison is Limitation in Disguise".

Pinocchio: Men and Lies

After the post "Things We Girls Hate about Guys", guys accused me of being sentimental, forgetting that being a woman doesn't make me a feminist of which I am not.
And so it almost turned to be a battle of the sexes. How about making it a royal rumble now?
For those of us who dedicated our childhood to Disney animations, identifying this guy won't be a problem.

Well for the sake of those who don't recognize him, that's Pinocchio... the boy whose nose grew longer anytime he lied. Please note that Pinocchio as a cartoon character was male, not female.

Now in the previous post, I did not say guys lie more than girls. I just said we don't like them lying. But now I am saying it with absolutely no apology or remorse, Guys lie more than Girls and I give you my reason.
Femininity is characterized by a soft conscience that cannot afford to keep a lie for a certain amount of time. This is because her conscience will keep choking her, except if she doesn't have one and women without conscience are simply  products of a man's cruelty. #Period#

But the macho nature of a man is not soft. Not at all. Most man can lie a big lie and sleep well at night. Typical of some men, they feels it is ok to lie, "besides she'll understand".
I don't think some men understands the gravity of that sin, that is if they consider it to be a sin.

Now the only proof to my theory would be the activation of the Pinocchio spell. I bet you'll be shocked at the length of your boyfriend's nose and I bet again, more men will have longer nose than women.
Guys, you can now make it rain.

Walking Dead

Now I assume that we are all familiar with Zombies... The fictitious creatures that are extremely more ugly than scary and are featured in horror genres. Well those things are actually dead but for reasons I don't know, fictions make us believe that they walk the earth in search of human brains to eat; of which I consider very very stupid. I mean why eat the brain you need for your head and maybe cease being a zombie? That's by the way.

Let's keep the classic creatures aside and take a look at the walking dead of our time... this time not a fiction.
These are people who live by chance, people without ambition.

Now I do not have any theoretical backing but I believe ambition is what God kept in place to make our souls feel alive. Ambition guards your mind into what to accept, believe and live for. Imagine a reservoir tank with or without water, which doesn't change the fact that the tank exists anyway. However, the water level of the tank will determine how long the tank will be used.

Some people are tanks with holes. They let out anything good that flows from within to nourish weed. They are like a blank slate, love to be empty and dream of nothing. I'll take time out to write about Dreamers.
Unambitious people mostly do not have values, no goal, feel no pressure and worst, dead to the conscience of desiring a coveted life.

They are also dangerous cos they sap the fruitfulness of others just to throw it to the ground; just like the zombie gives the brain to the digestive system instead of the head.
Now if your ambition drives you to getting stuff for your stomach and ending as shit, then you have the ambition of a zombie and that still makes you a zombie.

The human ambition that originates from the soul elevates your status from mere human to something beyond ordinary. It fuels your entirety and threatens you with insanity if you dare to fall back to being just normal. At this level, people tend to misunderstand you cos you exist in different realms.

Now if you fall under this category, there is a tendency of feeling you are crazy. Truth is, you are really crazy cos only crazy people can deal with the madness that comes with Ambition.

So there you have it, locate your category today.

The MAMAs 2014

I actually find celebrity blogging boring but they always tend to bring more traffic #Grin# cos of the glamorous pics they often come with.

And so I finally decided to post this one.
Now my Naija celebs didn't fall my hand sha... but mehn, I had to trip and fall to laugh on this one... Badoo below

#Still laughing# Please don't get me wrong o. This guy up there might be a famous fashion celebrity or simply boxed up, of which I really didn't bother to do an underground check. So maybe this look is totally cool but my dear people, "identity crisis" is what my eyes saw. I mean, brother looks like black Zorro without the sword, inspired by planet of the apes costume and then he's blonde. Shuuu? I no even get comment for the shades if those are even really shades; and finally he decided to kill it by standing akimbo.

Toh, we are still waiting and watching to see how worst or better things will turn out to be.

Nigeria: Monarchy or Republic?

Make a dog comfortable in your living room and he'll shit in it.

With the amount of annoying things happening in this country some of us are just left to restlessly get angry and come this close to shedding tears.

Found out that these traditional rulers are paid in Millions for doing what I do not consider relevant to the development of this country. Pardon me for that statement but that's my candid opinion.

Call me disrespectful if you want but I honestly feel traditional monarchy in this country should be scrapped out of the administrative system of the Nigerian government because it is simply waste of money.

But then, if traditional monarchy is quite important cos it touches the grassroots, then let local government chairmen, counselors or even rep members fuck off.

Why are we wasting money on repeated administrative duties? What sort of federation is this?

Whitemen used traditional chiefs to simply fuck us up and all we have succeeded in doing is to take it to the next level.

And typical of the Nigerian poor man, they were already setting their own streets ablaze cos someone they didn't like was selected as their new emir. Naija for how long? How much longer can the nation contain all these?

While the rest of the world is making head way, we are here giving relevance to what really doesn't benefit us as a nation; rather we choose to cling to what divides us and continue in the business of tearing each other apart. #d tin don taya me sha#  

Boko Haram Amnesty?

So FG is considering to offer amnesty to Boko and I honestly wondered why someone would even think of that.
Most often I weight out issues and try to be very empathetic about it. People have even insulted me and called me Pro- Jonathan when I write stuff about his administration.
Truth is, I chewed this amnesty issue like I did with the others but mehn, it wasn't sweet. My reaction of which I considered as default and not planned was "WTF!!!"

So let's chew this thing together.
Abeg, wetin be amnesty?
 "An official pardon for people who have been convicted of political offences" as a nounand "grant an official pardon to" as a verb.I think what FG no grab here be say, these boko guys are not just offending PDP o. This is offence to entire HUMANITY.

Sorry o, I never heard George Bush asking Osama to consider diplomatic negotiation or amnesty. The man was labelled an international criminal and was hunted down as such. So I just dont understand how the whole world see these guys as offenders of humanity and the offended is considering not just making peace with them but granting them national pardon and of course large sums of money.

See ba, let's not even continue chewing this cos this is the height of madness and betrayal of the highest order. People die in their thousands and Nigerian girls have been abducted and violated and FG had the effrontery to not just think of considering amnesty but went as far as saying it while the nation was celebrating democracy. #Long Hiss#

Let this nonsense trash rubbish talk not be mentioned again and let's just assume they eventually do the amnesty thing and it works ba, then I assure you this country will not contain some of us.