Protect Votes Over Human Lives... The Mumu Reality of Nigerian Electorates

It is not a NATION unless it has a leader. For the sovereignty of a country to be recognized among other nations of the world, its leadership must be authorised by its majority and equally govern its subjects; hence subjects must vote.

You may never guess how Nigeria can be "secure" until the season of election comes around. This is the season where ballot boxes and ballot papers have greater esteem and value than the life of the voter.

You need to hear the persisting sound of choppers flying over the skies of Abuja right now because three thousand and seventy three delegates of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) are to convene at the Eagle Square, for the party’s national convention. Also, roads have been blocked in Lagos because of the APC presidential primary election.

Truth is, money bags will be exchanged from one hand to another and at the end of the day, flagbearers will emerge at all cost, thus the impenetrable shell of security, implying that a certain percentage and class of individuals deserve protection.Where does that leave the electorates? 

Go to the market places or the mechanic shops or even our public schools..., positioning a chopper to ensure the security situation of such areas probably doesn't make any sense. Or maybe, they are not aspiring so the future of this nation's sovereign existence does not depend on them. That probably explains why bombs explode like fireworks on our streets while about two or three army tanks are positioned at the first entry gate of a public political figure's house or office, while convoys of armoured cars carried them around. Is there a price tag on the security of lives?

Yes! The governed are probably too many, so it doesn't really matter how often or how many of them die on daily basis because the remnants will still vote. The "Country" must continue....

Are Corpers Fit to Teach?

Teachers' schools and training are considered to be highly essential and relevant to maintaining quality education within a society.

What then happens when the learned are positioned to carry out the responsibilities of the trained? Conversing with professional teachers, I was made to understand that they are trained to know the psychology of teaching students, varying from children to adults.

This teaching job is not as easy as most of us assume it to be. It has been said that a trained teacher may end up knowing the children more than their parents would put together. Thus, these teachers are trained to have a "relationship" with their students, which eventually results to imparting knowledge and exchange of cordial friendship. 

Now, so because we have a system that requires its plenty graduates to render national service for a year, is enough reason to throw them to our classrooms? 

Corps members may have the degree, yes; but forgetting that the training requirement that qualifies an individual to stand and teach before a classroom is lacking. 

Could this be the reason why our WAEC results have been awfully represented? I found out that a corper who served in Lagos taught both English language and Literature to student in JSS 1 to SSS 3 and was made exam officer of the school. Now the corp member may be highly knowledgeable on both subjects, but the question is, does he possess the skills required to communicate these knowledge to the students?

Maybe corpers should undergo some sort of training before they storm into classrooms and if that arrangement cannot be met, then another alternative should be considered because one cannot be too certain if corpers are fit to teach.

 

How Nick Cannon Lied about Amber Rose & Reveals Sex with Kim Kardashian

Nick Cannon took a lie detector test on BBC 1xtra and failed the test when asked if he had a thing with Amber Rose. He was however honest about his relationship with Mariah Carey, but guess what??? Kim showed up...

Kim Kardashian always shows up when a rich black dude is involved. Well Nick Cannon said he had a sexual thing with a Kardashian, Kim of course and she has not countered what he said... yet; though the lie detector agreed with the statement.

Watch the interesting test right here:

Celebrity Thanksgiving: A Sneak Peek into their Tables

So this are some celebrity thanksgiving tables... These people are actually ordinary people though...

                                       Tyrese "the fake chef" & the real chefs.

                                           The Kardashians 

                                                                          Jennifer Lopez

Alicia Keys & Swizz

Miley

Christmas Tree, the Power Couple Way

Okay, we all know that Beyonce and Jigga always have a way of standing out of the celebrity crowd and the energetic aura effect that this  couple has is as a result of merging their popularity and hustle.

Sounds too analytic yeah??? So back to the issue and reason for this post. Their Christmas tree is mind blowing and that has to be Blue Ivy in front of it. 

The tree is heavily decked and it looks so dope that they almost squeezed out the Christmas out of it. Blue Ivy is a lucky child... Just saying...

Miss Hilton is About to Adopt One...

She has adopted them, from cats to dogs and she is like some kind of ambassador who pleads to other people to adopt the ones she doesn't like. Remember the fortune she spent on that tiny dog???

Paris Hilton has got some kind of "thing" for animals, especially the tiny ones, cos I don't see her adopting or buying the big cat. She's all cuddly with the ones who don't know how to eat people yet.

And thinking that the fortune she'll spend if she eventually buys one can feed an entire poor village just... No it doesn't break my heart. Feeling indifferent on this one...

See the Biggest Car Dealer in Dubai

Well Tyrese Gibson said he is the biggest car dealer in Dubai and I did not even get his name cos I was rather busy looking at the iPhone 6 on both ears.

Tyrese said he was sealing some car deals... On two phones... At the same time. (Lips sealed). He said the guy connects all the princes, sheikhs and royals with the illest whips (cars).

Of much more worthy bother is the fact that he is cute and obviously rich and Arabian.

#Trending: Beyonce's 7/11...

Queen Bee drops a low budget video and the whole world is buzzing... (No pun intended).

This is an unusual one cos Beyonce dumped glitz and glamour on this one. Infact she has got herself a silly dance and the serious and hardworking mom was simply having fun on the video.

Believe me fans are thrilled to see a casual/ silly Beyonce... Guess she is playing with Blue Ivy too much...

She already has 12,400,29o views on youtube and you are about to watch it too...

CBS Cancels Queen Latifah's Show

Daytime talk show hosted by Latifah (real name Dana Owens) will air new episodes through March before going off the air for good. “We want to thank Dana, the producers and the entire staff of The Queen Latifah Show for creating a program that we are all very proud of,” Sony Television Pictures, which distributed the show, said in a statement. “Thank you also to our terrific station partners and advertisers who supported the show.”

The rapper and Oscar-nominated actress, 44, confirmed the news in a lengthy letter to herself and her crew posted on her Facebook page. “Thank you for your strong work ethic and great effort in getting The Queen Latifah Show off the ground and running. Your dedication and sacrifice was crucial to the entire team, and in the face of intense challenges, you displayed ‘true grit’!” she wrote. “Your family, partners, staff and crew showed up with you every step of the way. Be very proud of that! Not everyone can say the same. You can also say you have been a blessing to and been blessed by amazing guests and incredible audiences for this show. We truly changed people’s lives for the better.”

“Stay positive, stay strong and most importantly, stay open… There is so much more God has in store,” Latifah continued. “P.S. This letter is for me, my staff, my crew, and everyone who was by my side for this incredible journey. The most important thing in life is that you wake up every single day and take chances. No matter what the outcome … believe in yourself and continue to fly.”

Credit: Yahoo News

Kim Kardashian Scorned for saying Habibti Instead of Habibi in Dubai

Reality Tv celebrity, Kim Kardashian is being mocked by some of her followers on Instagram for captioning "Habibti" on her Instagram post, instead of the Arabic word, Habibi.

The Arabic word, Habibi means Love and Kim captioned it wrongly as she posted a photo of herself and a friend on Instagram enjoying a cruise ride in a yacht in Dubai.

She seems very excited to be in Dubai.

A Closer Look at Kylie's Lips

Kylie Jenner, the last of the Kardashians has been criticised for using cosmetic surgery for her pouting lips.

The Kardashian has repeatedly denied the accusation and claims that it is make up that gives her lips the pouting effect.

She posted this photo of herself on her Instagram, which happens to be a very close face shot, giving us a closer look on her lips. Could it be just make up??? 

"My 14 Year Old Brother is the Biggest Eminem Fan", Iggy Reacts to Eminem's Rape Lyrics Threat

Australian rapper, Iggy Azalea, took to Twitter, to respond to the controversial lyrics by Eminem in his new song “Vegas”; threatening to rape her.

She said, “I’m bored of the old men threatening young women as entertainment trend and much more interested in the young women getting $ trend. zzzz”.

She also said, “It’s especially awkward because my 14 year old brother is the biggest eminem fan and now the artist he admired says he wants to rape me. nice!” she continued. “Women in music have the bigger balls anyhow we endure much more harassment and critic.”

Lorde Shows More Skin to New Zealand Music Awards with Boyfriend & Siblings

Lorde Shows skin to the New Zealand Music Award, accompanied by her boyfriend, James Lowe and siblings, Angelo and India. She picked up six awards at the show and posted a photo of herself and her boyfriend on her instagram; also showing us her siblings, Angelo and India.

She also appreciated the New Zealand Awards for showing love towards her work and promised that more exciting things are yet to come.

"To be Successful... Give up Sleep"- Paris Hilton

Looks like rich heiress, Paris Hilton, is a serious hustler; unlike the impression people had of her. Most people believe that she is rich enough to not do any work at all.

But here is Paris telling the whole world that successful people do not sleep. She posted these photos of herself rehearsing for a show she is going to attend. She then posted a statement, informing people that if they want to be successful, they will have to be willing to give up sleep.

Paris was recently awarded with the world's best female DJ of the year and she claims that she is paid as high as 1 million dollars for a gig. She was once a guest DJ on Ellen Degeneres' show.

Duchess of Alba Dies at 88

Spain’s 18th Duchess of Alba, who died on Thursday aged 88, was one of Europe’s wealthiest and most titled aristocrats, the owner of fabulous palaces and priceless works of art. She died after a short illness, surrounded by family in the 14th century Palacio de Duenas in Seville, famous for its lemon-tree-filled courtyards and her favorite of her many properties. 

Maria del Rosario Cayetana Alfonsa Victoria Eugenia Francisca Fitz-James Stuart y Silva, known to friends as ‘Cayetana’, was named by Guinness World Records as the world’s most titled person. With her cloud of white hair and face moulded by plastic surgery, she was rarely out of the Spanish gossip magazines, most recently on the arm of her third husband, 24 years her junior.

Head of one of Spain’s oldest aristocratic families dating back to the 1400s, and the third woman to hold the title of Duchess of Alba in her own right, her wealth is estimated at between 600 million and 3.5 billion euros.

The duchess tells in her autobiography of how Spanish artist Pablo Picasso asked her to pose nude to recreate the painting, but her conservative first husband forbade it.

Born in 1926 in a neoclassical palace in Madrid, she spent much of her childhood in London when her father was ambassador to Britain and where she dined with Winston Churchill and played with Princess Margaret. Her father, an Anglophile and royalist, sided with dictator Francisco Franco at the beginning of Spain’s Civil War but relations grew frosty as it became clear Franco would not reinstate a king as head of Spain.

Credit: Yahoo News

No Thin Line Between Jihad & Money: The "Ceasefire" Lesson

“If you say, I pledge to Nigeria my country, it is wrong and act of paganism. For me, I pledge to Allah my God, to be faithful to my Allah and you to your country. I to my Allah, I pledge to my Allah. To be faithful, loyal and honest to serve Allah. Are you saying what? To serve Nigeria? To Serve Allah? Loyal and honest to serve Allah? That is what I will say; this is what you are saying in your reading of western education. With all your strength you said you will worship a land, this is what you people said…” 

 “Harvest Jonathan’s neck, harvest Kashim’s neck, Allah said cut out Burabura’s neck, even in Ka’aba if some is doing Salat for so long as he is deviating from what Allah said, he is infidel. Cut out their necks until the time that you will get majority over infidels of the world. And you will get it, Allah said it, time will come that you will form majority over infidels, face to face.”

 ” For me anyone that embraces Islam is my brother. Stupid Jonathan, no matter your infidel status you will be surprise. Until the land is soaked with blood, you have never fought me but I am angry with you, this is what I said. We will kill and imprison and never get tired or you bring your trillion, there is nothing we can do with your money, if you know us you will not think that of us.”

Direct English Translation of Shekau’s Threats…

 The above statements are like moisture compared to flood, that is, there is an ocean full of such statements and the above is an aroma taste of the whole soup. How then can we expect fresh water from the sea? It is insane to assume the word “Ceasefire” proceeding from a group guided by the above quotes.

 And then, Boko Haram is suddenly identified by another who is not the usual Shekau we knew. “Who the hell is  Danladi Ahmadu?” The question our military intelligence never asked. So in order to add up to their heap of disgrace, they made the 419 ceasefire public.

While the world is forming coalitions to wipe out terrorism, our own government was breeding within its mind to “sign an agreement” with bloody extremist who boasted about abducting little girls and told the whole world they would engage them in sex slavery. These are the same bastards who slaughter Nigerians like animals and even our very own Air Force Officer and the military wants to “reason” with them. What shame!!!

Come to think of it, why would they want to sign a truce when their mates in Syria and Iraq are generating Millions of Dollars from plundering crude oil, or is it not the same crude oil we have? Aside the fortune they will get when they trade women and girl slaves, these bastards have their eyes on national oil. These people want to own the bakery and not collect bread.

While the nation was debating on the authenticity of the ceasefire and military was busy sweeping truths under the rug, these guys have already hoisted their black flag in Mubi, which is a major achievable victory for them.

This jihad intends to abolish nationality and implement anarchy by all means and we are here accusing PDP or APC, when both parties may become completely irrelevant by 2015 if care is not taken. Who will stand and vote PDP or APC, when black flags are replacing our Green and White? Who will stand and vote at the thought of their daughters sexually servicing these blood thirsty retards? And to President Jonathan, Buhari, Atiku and Kwankwaso, which Nigeria will you govern when the nation stands the risk of ceasing to become a nation? The CIA predicted a failed state and we said “God Forbid” when a group of mad fanatics believe it is “God’s Will”.

Again, most people cannot come to terms with the bitter truth that our Chibok girls may be gone for good. Please let us leave optimism aside and face reality. Shekau made his intention very clear regarding the girls even before the release of the new propaganda video that most of us have not seen yet, thus the authenticity of the claims that the girls have been married off is also highly questionable. Even released hostages from Cameroon said they did not see little girls in the camp.

Point being that, if he said he was selling the girls, he meant it. Thanks to ISIS for being such an inspiration to them. This entire situation has gone out of hand and believe me, the Government may not be capable of handling it nor any other political aspirant. But history provides hope with the such similar accounts of mad men who wanted to enslave and destroy humanity but failed. Name them, the Nazis, Communists, etc, where are they today???

Man is the only living creature among all living and non living beings, created with a mind to compliment the ability to make choices. Freedom for humanity mandatory and somehow, the forces that established this default mode of liberty has not allowed any movement, belief or course to alter it. Just keep watching… Boko Haram in this country will die naturally.

The Big Mouth has Spoken… Again.

“Jonathan has declared war against Nigeria”.

Does this sound like a normal statement to be said on a good day? I mean, who wakes in the morning and just vomits such at a crucial state like the one we are now? Well Buhari is the one that has proven capable of such. As if spilling the first one was not enough, he had to do it again. Just for a reminder, the first made famous was; “making Nigeria ungovernable for…” and note that these are just the few I've heard. And then the only thing that runs through my mind is, if this man can say these in the open, then gosh… the ones said in his mind will have to be terrifying.

And then the attack that killed people in Kaduna magnets all attention on Buhari, obviously because of his prominence to our country. Now I’m not in any position to discuss the unfortunate departure of common Nigerian traders who lost their lives in a situation they never knew how the top of the matter looked like, talkless of the bottom. Point is, these people probably have no business with political feuds, that is if the attack was an attempt to assassinate Buhari. And please take note, I am not trying to blame anyone. But have you ever wondered that if some people would probably just shut up or restrain their frustrations or maybe just employ a bloody dictionary to replace mean and offensive words with the nicer ones. See ehn, there is God in everything we are doing in this country. I don’t know if Buhari will read this but I pray he would cos I am really trying to express my concern here in the most polite and appropriate manner.

So dear sir, with all due respect, please and please consider the fragile condition of our country’s security system and try as much as you can to avoid using words like “declare war” in a time that probably has sane resemblance with war. I recall the many times my mother told me how amazing your regime was back then and I know that all well meaning Nigerians do not just pray but envision that for our country now. But since democratic rule is turn by turn, please render all criticisms constructively. Forgive my title “The Big Mouth has Spoken…”. That is what I've been taught in school and I employ the use of catchy headlines to attract readers.

I pray that you do not misunderstand me but understand the fact that men of valour like yourself cannot afford careless statements as such because it can leave the masses with grave consequences to deal with.

Please leave garbage language for political touts because Nigeria is in dear need of transformation. 

Week Words: "Comparison is Limitation in Disguise".

Pinocchio: Men and Lies

After the post "Things We Girls Hate about Guys", guys accused me of being sentimental, forgetting that being a woman doesn't make me a feminist of which I am not.
And so it almost turned to be a battle of the sexes. How about making it a royal rumble now?
For those of us who dedicated our childhood to Disney animations, identifying this guy won't be a problem.

Well for the sake of those who don't recognize him, that's Pinocchio... the boy whose nose grew longer anytime he lied. Please note that Pinocchio as a cartoon character was male, not female.

Now in the previous post, I did not say guys lie more than girls. I just said we don't like them lying. But now I am saying it with absolutely no apology or remorse, Guys lie more than Girls and I give you my reason.
Femininity is characterized by a soft conscience that cannot afford to keep a lie for a certain amount of time. This is because her conscience will keep choking her, except if she doesn't have one and women without conscience are simply  products of a man's cruelty. #Period#

But the macho nature of a man is not soft. Not at all. Most man can lie a big lie and sleep well at night. Typical of some men, they feels it is ok to lie, "besides she'll understand".
I don't think some men understands the gravity of that sin, that is if they consider it to be a sin.

Now the only proof to my theory would be the activation of the Pinocchio spell. I bet you'll be shocked at the length of your boyfriend's nose and I bet again, more men will have longer nose than women.
Guys, you can now make it rain.

Walking Dead

Now I assume that we are all familiar with Zombies... The fictitious creatures that are extremely more ugly than scary and are featured in horror genres. Well those things are actually dead but for reasons I don't know, fictions make us believe that they walk the earth in search of human brains to eat; of which I consider very very stupid. I mean why eat the brain you need for your head and maybe cease being a zombie? That's by the way.

Let's keep the classic creatures aside and take a look at the walking dead of our time... this time not a fiction.
These are people who live by chance, people without ambition.

Now I do not have any theoretical backing but I believe ambition is what God kept in place to make our souls feel alive. Ambition guards your mind into what to accept, believe and live for. Imagine a reservoir tank with or without water, which doesn't change the fact that the tank exists anyway. However, the water level of the tank will determine how long the tank will be used.

Some people are tanks with holes. They let out anything good that flows from within to nourish weed. They are like a blank slate, love to be empty and dream of nothing. I'll take time out to write about Dreamers.
Unambitious people mostly do not have values, no goal, feel no pressure and worst, dead to the conscience of desiring a coveted life.

They are also dangerous cos they sap the fruitfulness of others just to throw it to the ground; just like the zombie gives the brain to the digestive system instead of the head.
Now if your ambition drives you to getting stuff for your stomach and ending as shit, then you have the ambition of a zombie and that still makes you a zombie.

The human ambition that originates from the soul elevates your status from mere human to something beyond ordinary. It fuels your entirety and threatens you with insanity if you dare to fall back to being just normal. At this level, people tend to misunderstand you cos you exist in different realms.

Now if you fall under this category, there is a tendency of feeling you are crazy. Truth is, you are really crazy cos only crazy people can deal with the madness that comes with Ambition.

So there you have it, locate your category today.

The MAMAs 2014

I actually find celebrity blogging boring but they always tend to bring more traffic #Grin# cos of the glamorous pics they often come with.

And so I finally decided to post this one.
Now my Naija celebs didn't fall my hand sha... but mehn, I had to trip and fall to laugh on this one... Badoo below

#Still laughing# Please don't get me wrong o. This guy up there might be a famous fashion celebrity or simply boxed up, of which I really didn't bother to do an underground check. So maybe this look is totally cool but my dear people, "identity crisis" is what my eyes saw. I mean, brother looks like black Zorro without the sword, inspired by planet of the apes costume and then he's blonde. Shuuu? I no even get comment for the shades if those are even really shades; and finally he decided to kill it by standing akimbo.

Toh, we are still waiting and watching to see how worst or better things will turn out to be.

Nigeria: Monarchy or Republic?

Make a dog comfortable in your living room and he'll shit in it.

With the amount of annoying things happening in this country some of us are just left to restlessly get angry and come this close to shedding tears.

Found out that these traditional rulers are paid in Millions for doing what I do not consider relevant to the development of this country. Pardon me for that statement but that's my candid opinion.

Call me disrespectful if you want but I honestly feel traditional monarchy in this country should be scrapped out of the administrative system of the Nigerian government because it is simply waste of money.

But then, if traditional monarchy is quite important cos it touches the grassroots, then let local government chairmen, counselors or even rep members fuck off.

Why are we wasting money on repeated administrative duties? What sort of federation is this?

Whitemen used traditional chiefs to simply fuck us up and all we have succeeded in doing is to take it to the next level.

And typical of the Nigerian poor man, they were already setting their own streets ablaze cos someone they didn't like was selected as their new emir. Naija for how long? How much longer can the nation contain all these?

While the rest of the world is making head way, we are here giving relevance to what really doesn't benefit us as a nation; rather we choose to cling to what divides us and continue in the business of tearing each other apart. #d tin don taya me sha#  

Boko Haram Amnesty?

So FG is considering to offer amnesty to Boko and I honestly wondered why someone would even think of that.
Most often I weight out issues and try to be very empathetic about it. People have even insulted me and called me Pro- Jonathan when I write stuff about his administration.
Truth is, I chewed this amnesty issue like I did with the others but mehn, it wasn't sweet. My reaction of which I considered as default and not planned was "WTF!!!"

So let's chew this thing together.
Abeg, wetin be amnesty?
 "An official pardon for people who have been convicted of political offences" as a nounand "grant an official pardon to" as a verb.I think what FG no grab here be say, these boko guys are not just offending PDP o. This is offence to entire HUMANITY.

Sorry o, I never heard George Bush asking Osama to consider diplomatic negotiation or amnesty. The man was labelled an international criminal and was hunted down as such. So I just dont understand how the whole world see these guys as offenders of humanity and the offended is considering not just making peace with them but granting them national pardon and of course large sums of money.

See ba, let's not even continue chewing this cos this is the height of madness and betrayal of the highest order. People die in their thousands and Nigerian girls have been abducted and violated and FG had the effrontery to not just think of considering amnesty but went as far as saying it while the nation was celebrating democracy. #Long Hiss#

Let this nonsense trash rubbish talk not be mentioned again and let's just assume they eventually do the amnesty thing and it works ba, then I assure you this country will not contain some of us.  

Ways to Make Him Love You!

Truth is... there ain't no way... If he loves you, he loves you and if him no love you, my dear him no love you!!!

Sorry honeys for that heartbreaking news flash, but reality check; Love in itself is priceless and cannot be purchased with money, Agbani like body, Ekaete cooking skills, not even by being an ace kama sutraist... if there is any word like that.

And as God made it, men are actually a kind of confused as regards to what they want, but I tell you, a guy can never be certain of anything aside the girl that has his heart.
Let me rephrase in other words, a guy can choose to be unsure of all the things  that concern his entire life but is very very very sure of the madam of his heart.

I have seen situations where girls effortlessly strife to "win back his Love" by bringing down heaven and moving mountains #PELE#, and the guy will sing the "I'v moved on" song (on replay sef) to the girl.
The honest truth is this, there was no love in the first place. Maybe a mirage of love or the famous lust made him sound like Enrique Iglesias without music, or maybe badoo was just servicing his toasting skills. Point is, girls tend to take them seriously but my dear sisters, if you've fallen and eventually realized you've entered one chance, kuku respect yourself and leave him alone.

I am lazy by nature and life has taught me not to struggle for anything, which is pretty convenient for me. Words' out ladies, if he loves you he'll call you, save your credit; if he needs you he'll find you and if he Loves you, then you'll know. Simply tell yourself the truth. #TALK TRUTH MODE#