Inconsistency... Bad Politicians

Nigeria is an amazing country o. Notin wey pesin no go see.

I honestly had a wild laugh and I rolled on the floor in my mind.
Foreign troops don show and typical of these guys, they don't say too much, rather they do too much.
Oyibo army don dey catch them and politicians don dey change mouth. #Had to Laugh Again#

Do you remember the statement, "Making Nigeria Ungovernable"?
Same source(s) accuse the present administration of the misfortune of insecurity that has been occurring. None has ever confronted the insurgents till now.

Oh suddenly they realize these terrorists are not Muslims. I mean they can suddenly see and blame terrorists and it has finally dawned on them that FG cannot sabotage it's administration right?

Or is it the foreign troops or the presence of good meaning global citizens in the World Economic Forum, that  has been excellently thriving, by the way.

Shame on those who glory at the trials of others. They should bury their faces because they were busy pointing fingers while foreigners are offering to help.
Some of us cannot be deceived sha cos fresh water cannot come from gutter.  

Artificial War

Now the unfortunate problem of insecurity in this country has got me thinking and guess what I found out.

Politics has been called a dirty game and believe me, e doti well well, because it created Boko Haram. Now I honestly hate talking about these guys but truth is, there are people who benefit financially from this whole drama and would  not want the feud to end. They include:

Partisan Politicians:
These guys are actually fueling the boko haram wahalla so they can point fingers at the Federal Government. It is a strategy to make FG look bad so they may appear righteous to the public. Beware of Political Parties that play the blame game cos if they can't help in suggesting possible ways to curb terrorism in Nigeria, then believe me they cannot do any better.

Senior Security Officers:
They could be in the Nigerian Army, Air Force, SSS, Mobile Police or even NSCDC. All I know is that the Security Sector in Nigeria has huge sums of allocation to enable a fair operation and possible eradication of these terrorists. But no o, Naija Officers can successfully carry out peace keeping operations else where but common boko haram living in the bush is becoming impossible. Point is, the war has to continue for these allocations to keep coming.


Wicked People  
These ones just like gbese. Their own is to just ensure that these bad guys continue with their operation because it pleases them. I'm still finding hard to believe that these abducted  Chibok girls were left in school without security and over 200 girls were taken under the nose of the authorities of an entire state and they didn't smell anything.Well all I can say is exactly what our First Lady said, "There is God o..."

Nyanya Again??? Haba?

I use pidgin to communicate when I'm angry so pardon me on this one.

Fest I bin tink say na joke ba? But afta I realized it was true *^%~#!"^%&*~#<;.>
That was how I felt cos I can't explain it.

God forgive me cos i actually suspected a terrorist attack today. I honestly feel guilty for that anticipation.
But d tin wey dey pain me pass b say, common Nigerians wey no fit afford to stay for haws to enjoy may day, common pipo wey gats hustle to chop, pipo wey just dey mind their own; na dem dey suffer all these kind rubbish. As if once is not enough, they stroke twice within the same area. I don't have time and energy to play the blame game but just a prayer and pronouncement of Judgement to these sets of people.

The Terrorists:
God punish the dirty mout dat says they are fighting for God #Nonsense#
Cowards!!!
Plan date, time and venue with these common Nigerians you kill daily and see if you are fit to be called a terrorist. Soon you shall all discover what terror is when you encounter the anger of honest men you have been taking by surprise. Jungle justice shall be your lot and the Mercy of God will never find you.

The Government:
Shame on You!
So eagle square bin get tite security shey? While Nyanya dey blow anyhow. No worry. No Condition is Permanent. Greater people have sat in high places since the inception of politics but where dem dey today? Abi una neva hear say common apple don eva kill somebody ba?
God Punish both PDP and APC.

And for politicians wey get hand for all these tins... God's mercy will not find them and they shall taste poverty before they die. I mean the Somalian Famine kind of poverty.

The People:
Thank God na una dey feel am pass. As 2015 don come, if you like collect bag of rice and groundnut oil in exchange for your votes. Shey una don sabi the kind wickedness wey dis pipo sabi? Dem go tell you say dem go bring lite, wata, work, etc. The ball dey ur court cos if e bad pass dis one, dis pipo go enta aeroplane run comot leave una. Use your head to vote and not your stomach.

May the peace of God Almighty rest upon every saddened Nigerian and may God have mercy upon Nigeria.

Why You Need Lime

 Glad I love Lime and even more glad after discovering loads of cool benefits of Lime. Lime is not Lemon; just so we don't mix things here.

 Ok... the green one is Lime and the yellow one is Lemon and we are looking at the green one, Lime.

Closed my jaws after some minutes when I realized the Magic or better still, Miracle wrapped in that tiny fruit. Lime actually does wonders to your entire body from skin to hair, digestion and so on.

Theses are few from the many that Lime does to your skin:

1. Makes your complexion GLOW:
For those who swallow drugs and even undergo expensive procedures for a glowing skin, say hello to a glass of lukewarm water with freshly squeezed lime juice every morning and save your money, time and energy. It does work...

2. Lighten Dark Spots:
Lime juice actually has a natural bleaching agent that helps lighten dark spots on the skin when applied, best using a cotton wool. It still saves you money and exposure to dangerous chemicals used in most bleaching creams. #Except if you wan dey baff wit lime water everyday# That will require a Lime farm #Grin.

                                         It actually works for dark elbows, knees and underarms.
3. Tones the Skin:
The fact that Lime Juice lightens cannot be over emphasized. Well since it is almost impossible to bath with a bucket of Lime juice, a little of it can be mixed with rosewater for an even body complexion.

We'll look at more Lime benefits, but that'll have to be on another post. Kindly share the outcome of this blog post, that's if you dare to try these simple procedures and then we'll find out more about the wonders of Lime.

Celebrity Selfie Ban

As if paparazzi is not enough, these people have the nerves to take selfies...

"We are rich and Famous... Go and Die".... Seems like what I heard.

I mean their pictures are everywhere; on phone service providers' billboards and flyers, propably the first
thing we see when we switch on our TVs and they even creep into our minds once in a while.

There should be a law that PROHIBITS celebrities from doing that. #Serious#

Like seriously???

Don't you think celebrity selfies are selfish acts and should be stopped? Not hating o...Just hating in a good way.

#These people no get conscience Wallai#

Bikini Honeys Hating on Davido

And this is how I know...

I mean, who listens to

"Nobody can love you like I do,

 Nobody can touch you like I do", and picture chicks dancing in Adire???

Well I don't know how he did it, but Davido actually had those chicks wear fubu blouses on that hit track. Now I know some shorties (who do music videos) must have tried playing the role of the Aye chick in front of their mirrors wearing a bikini or something clothless and possibly wonder whether a beach or a club would be the perfect scene.

Sorry girls, culture won his heart this time and MEHN I can imagine how lucky she must have felt when she realized she didn't have to pull off her cloths for the video.

 

Now look at that smile. Can feel the tone of mockery on it.

So girls, go buy some clothes and I mean "REAL CLOTHS" or better still, be "Suru" till Davido wakes another morning and decides he wants team bikini on his video.

Oh that reminds me, SURULERE is another video that forgot the partially nude shorties. 

#Market Bad 4 Some Pipo#

Cleavage Vogue? The Okoye's Wedding...

For wedding freaks like me, #YIPPIE#

I bet we all fed desperately, our amebo eyes on those photos.

And sadly, the other twin is gone. #sad face#

To all my single ladies, there is light at the end of every tunnel.

But not this tunnel o... "Etaff close".

Didn't really like him like that, like that sha, but had to locate all the adorable wedding pixs and then undelibrately ran into some cleavages. Pardon me; couldn't look away...

Kept me wondering if it's the in thing, cos it is pretty confusing for those of us faithfully following fashion trends. 

So the big Question is : CLEAVAGES- Vogue or Not?

Plus, Omotola was ravishingly gorgeous. Couldn't help adding her photo.

#TeamDarkGirls#

Hello World.
To all Naija babes patronizing bleaching creams, How Market? #GRIN#

RIP 

Believe me, M.J has nothing to do with this post... simply missing him. #Sad Face#

Now back to #TeamDarkGirls# I actually didn't caption the pixs cos you know them already.

Moral Lesson: Light skin is not Beauty and Success loves dark girls.

Missing 20 Billion Dollars, Missing Plane, Immigration Recruitment...

Just when I thought my country is fond of misplacing very large things, the missing plane issue came up. You know it is funny how "oyibo" can video a very tiny insect in the swamp or even inside the ground and show us how that very tiny insect goes to find food and even give birth. Those stuff  I watched mostly on discovery channel. Now a plane like twice or 3 times or maybe 10 times the size of an elephant "have lost". Note however, that this event has not yet kicked the missing 20 mil... Billion Dollars off the chart list. That issue is still tops and undisputed champion of missing things.

Back on the missing plane. I learnt that the plane is highly advanced and electronic and I don't understand how technology can provide me with applications that can help locate my tiny phone if stolen or missing and the plane is still missing even with the presence of satellite technology all over. And so earthlings can travel to another planet away from earth and even do a selfie and share and return as easy as entering a cab back home and not get missing but a big plane flying our very own sky is missing.

Honestly, the sound of the statement "Missing Plane" makes me feel worn off because it is beyond ironical to live in a hi tech generation and absorb such gist.

Malaysia was busy show stopping at the moment o, but Nigerian Immigration decided on their own to conduct a recruitment exercise. Well that's story for another day. Need to grab me something to eat now.

Detonating Mixed Feelings

A boring evening was lightened up with a glorious display of lights I have never seen my whole life. There I stood at the balcony watching fireworks explode, unveiling beautiful patterns and colours. I shed a few tears when some detonated because they were breath taking. Typical of a girl (winking eye lashes), I imagine my "Prince Charming" detonating one that reads "Dina will you please marry me?"
And so they went on and on and on and I was lost in those beautiful explosions of light.

It was the Nigerian Centenary celebration and lucky me happen to live very close to the National Stadium where the fireworks happened. Let me take a second to repeat that it was beautiful.
Well I was in the kitchen when I heard the explosive detonating and God forgive me cos the first thing that came to my mind was "Boko Haram" (God forgive me). But then I realized our house didn't shake and the explosions continued, after which I figured was a display of fire works.

Many thoughts ran through my mind aside the "marry me" fantasy. At a point I just wished my Country is as beautiful as those display. I just wished we won't have to wake up to another sad news anymore. I wished the killings would stop. I wished large sums of money won't just disappear. I wished for leaders who fear God and care for her people. I wished for so many good things and suddenly turned those wishes to a silent prayer. Dear Good Lord, have Mercy on Nigeria and give us a big break this time.

Turn a complain to a prayer for your country!  

Kim Kardashian

The name turns necks and arouses curiosity. And regardless of the others' disputing her celebrity status, she is celebrated even beyond other recognized celebrity. She was once the most searched individual online and of course we cannot forget how she walked the soil of Nigeria for an hour... no an hour less, for a jaw dropping amount of money. It is not like I am a fan o; I'm just among the many who followed the story of this young woman who did absolutely nothing spectacular to become a star.

 I was caught up in my bored times some days back and exhausted that time on YouTube. Began watching some vines compilation to laugh the boredom away, then some Wu Tang Clan classic videos and suddenly stumbled into a "Kim before the Fame" video. I could swear that I could not recognize her till she said, "I'm Kim the dopest... Dope is Kim and Kim is Dope..." Think it was her graduation video and she made a statement that typical me went into the realm of thoughts. She said she wished someone will keep the video so they can all remember her when she becomes very famous. You got that???


She did not say, keep the video so she can be remembered as a famous singer or actress; she just said famous and that's exactly who she is now... Famous. Kim earns money for doing nothing but waking up from sleep, brushing her teeth, go shopping, fighting with her mom or sisters, getting engaged in a stadium, giving birth to North, etc; which are her real life events. She is not dating Kanye in a movie, it is her life and she's getting paid for it, plus we all get to watch whether we like her or not.

Now believe me when I say her sex tape with Ray J is not her breakthrough, because if it was many of us would make one. What am I even saying; many have more than one sex tapes and are still just there.

And finally, it shall be said that a certain post was published and the writer (Me) wrote that I will be paid jaw dropping sums of the hardest currency for doing absolutely nothing. I don't even want the world to follow my story.

Long Awaited Death

Death is the zenith of the worst assumed to ever happen to humans… probably. This is because it ends the entire drama that constitutes the life of a human. There goes all aspiration and dreams locked up in undying sleep. A reflection on that statement; it means that is it; there is nothing more left to collect or give (Datz all).

On a more serious note, everything in its entirety ends here on earth after death. It is a wrap up of existence that can never repeat or happen again (I don’t believe in reincarnation). Again, death is taking a bow out of life’s theatre and that ends everything for the dead whether what they have left means something or doesn't.

Now I’m almost sounding like a PR officer of death or a Merriam Webster for death so I’ll try to point out what this post is about.

Nelson Mandela, who I prefer to call Madiba is dead and like his popularity, it is obviously no news. I honestly sighed, “FINALLY” when I saw the news flash on TV and a rush feeling of relief, peace and happiness took me over.

The maverick freedom fighter has been on life support for about 7 months if I’m correct and several times I watched him shaking as he walked, sometimes with people supporting him.

Admittedly, Madiba has done what only 3 people do in a century (I mean that). He gave not just South Africa but the whole of Africa a heads up and the guts to raise shoulders. He struggled not only for freedom, but a clear definition of who the Black African is to the rest of the world. He has done his bid and is excused because he played his part with a score rate of a 101%.

My joy is this; Madiba overfeed from the tables of age as a natural corridor leading to death. Yes it wasn't the jail term or a white man’s bullet killed him… He wasn't killed, he died and I tell you why.

Madiba was a living struggle carrying a heart of gold whose pure intentions gave Africa what no other African may ever give. Our freedom and so called democracy came on a platter of gold, but birth out of an intense travail by one man; Madiba. Travails that can only be said with his lips and understood within his heart.

Of course we won’t understand the pain he felt while he fought because Africa was given a struggled freedom to end up doing nothing but flaunt an array of corrupt leaders, hate fueled by terrorism, intensified capitalism and sheer impiety and evil. Shame on us.

Others have earned freedom to give freedom but we did not even earn it, it was given and all we can give back is oppression, exploitation and cruelty.

Thank God Madiba didn’t die for trash but he died because time was due and only God knows the hurt his heart piled up seeing the Continent he almost gave his life for turn to become. There will be no reincarnated Mandela, he has played his part and is gone. We are either left to continue messing things up or fix’em. (ended with a hiss).